People often enjoy joking about love and marriage. Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.

In the first year of , the man speaks and the woman .
In the second year of marriage, the woman and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Here's another joke about marriage.

A man inserted an in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the thing: "You can have mine."

Now let's listen to a couple of riddles about marriage.

Here's the first one.

Q: Why are with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.

Here's another riddle.

Q: What are the 3 important in life?
A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

I'll end today's podcast with a humorous proverb-like saying.

Love is one long dream, and marriage is the alarm .